the traumatising one!!! =P

First name: Sreejita/solo/king julien XII!

single or taken: taken!

sex: Female

birthday: july 17

siblings: none!!! thank god for small mercies!!

hair colour: black

shoe size: 5/6

height: 5'6".

innie or outie: how does it matter in a tag? but for those who insist on knowing, king julien is essentially a party animal!! :P

what are you wearing right now: clothes and my crown! it has a live beatle on it!!

righty or lefty: righty

can you make a dollar in change right now: i shall NOT dismantle my crown! hmph!

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relationships
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who are your closest friends? my pets. the non-human but more humane ones! :P

do you have a BF or GF? yes. loads :P

best place to go for a date: madagascar!! PARTYYYYYYYY!!!

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favourites...
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favourite place to shop: right now? pet stores! :P spread the festive cheer! soil those adorable runts senseless!!

favourite kind of pants: comfortable ones. my tattered shorts.

favourite colour: purple, red, blue, black and white.

number(s): 8

animal: gin n pyro! also the madagascar partay animals!

drink: water, grape juice, long island iced tea, bloody mary. actually well-made cocktails.

sport(s): basketball.

fast food place(s): KFC

month: july and october. also april.

current movie: has to be wall-e

juice: oj, grape, lemon.

finger: the one that requires you to read between the lines :P

breakfast: i skip breakfast. i outsleep it actually. sigh.

favourite cartoon character(s): garfield, superman, his holiness-- sir eric cartman, king julien, et al.
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have you ever:
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given anyone a bath?yes. every week. pyro and gin r regular takers :P

smoked? yes.

bungee-jumped? no. thank god!

made yourself throw up? yes

gone skinny dipping? no

eaten a hot dog? !!!!!!! in india? a REAL hot dog!? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

put your tongue on a frozen pole?err.. yes. got stuck to it fr a while. i was drunk. so i remain forgiven :P

loved someone so much it made you cry? yes.

broken a bone? yes

played truth-or-dare? yes

been in a police car? yes :P no further queries about this shall be entertained!! :P

been on a plane? yes.

been in a sauna? yes.

been in a hot tub? yes.

gone swimming in the ocean? yes.

fallen asleep in school? yes. wtf is wrong with this!? who on earth came up with such questions!?

ran away? tried to. still try... pretty hard!

broken someone's heart? ah! LOADS! :P

cried when someone died? yes.

cried in school? yes

fallen off your chair?yes

sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call? no. i value sleep more.

saved e-mails? yes. definitely!

fallen for one of your best friends? he he he he he!! shhhhhh!!!

made out with JUST a friend? do sleazy texts count?

used someone? this is a stupid questions. to get through life, its essential that you use people. those who disagree with me, please think real hard and you will realize that you have indeed used ppl to get by!

been cheated on? yes.

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what is...
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your good luck charm? none i can actually think of.

the best song you ever heard? THE best? umm.. pigs on the wing. part I and II.

the stupidest thing you have ever done: i have done tonnes of stupid things that needlessly compete with each other.

what's your room like? a mess. with animals running around in it.

the last thing you said? gibberish t o both gin n pyro! YES! my life is so very full of them!

what is beside you? a jar of chocolate chip cookies, a bottle of water, a half eaten plate of cat food, a chewed calcium stick, mutilated slippers, cigarettes.

the last thing you ate? lobsters. cooked by the one and only mommyyy!!!

what kind of shampoo do you use? dove.

the best thing that has happened to you this year? i lived through it!! ha ha! also, graduated.

the worst thing that has happened to you this year? lotsa stuff. this yr has been evil i tellye!

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have you had..
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chicken pox? yes

sore throat? yes

stitches? yes

broken nose? yes

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do you
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believe in love at first sight? with both gin and pyro it was!

like picnics? haven't been to one in ages. but i did love the last 1 i went to.

like school? oh yes i did!

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would you/what is
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eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 : no. pay me n i will keep it as a pet! :P

if you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you? no people. only pets. well... maybe 1 person to satiate my sexual needs (choice . but otherwise NO PEOPLE!

who was the last person that called you? varun. still is on the phon ;)

who was the last person you slow-danced with? i can't remember. i do not remember embarassing situations!

what makes you laugh the most? south park! and also a retard i know called varun.

what makes you smile? a WHOLE lot f things. but rite now, pyro n gin cuddling together peacefull and sleeping is THE thing thats makin me smile!

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who is the last person
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you yelled at? pyro :(

who broke your heart? err...?? whatta!?

who told you they loved you? the very last HAS to b pyro barking and lickin my nose! he loves me that ickle baby!! aww!

who is your loudest friend? utsa!
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do you/are you:
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do you like filling these out? when i have absolutely nothing to do!

do you wear glasses or contacts? glasses

do you like yourself? no. i LOVE myself! :P

do you get along with your family? it appears that i do! :P

stolen anything over $50? !!! i haven't stolen anything ever! let alone above 50$!!

obsessive? sometimes

compulsive? again, sometimes.

anorexic? thankfully no!

suicidal? no way! have tooo fuckin much to live for!

schizophrenic? yes! totally!

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love life
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do you have a crush? errr

if so, does he or she know? i will. the minute some1 gets me christian bale/jonathan rhys meyers or edward norton's numbers :P

have you truly told him or her how you feel, face to face? no. n i would not want to either. i prefer crushing on their perfection on screen.

what is so great about him or her? abt the men i mentioned above? they r perfect. on screen they r!

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this or that
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coffee or tea: coffee

phone or in. person: y is gtalk not an option!?

are you oldest, middle, youngest or only child: zee wan n zee onlee... SOLO **drumroll/wild cheering**

indoor or outdoor: depends on my mood

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final questions
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how many people are you sending this to: no1. i will subject no1 to such trauma!

what are you listening to right now? take a picture- filter.

what did you do yesterday? hung around with samata at my place, smoked weed, played tradewinds legends obsessively. etc.

where do you want to get married? somewhere nice and exotic. clear sea, white sand and the works!

if you could change anything about yourself, what would it be? nothing. nothing at all.

are you a good driver? the last thing i drove, sorry steered was a ship on tradewind legends. and i was goddamn good at it!

are you a good singer? i have certificates to prove it. do they matter?!

what do you dream about? a whole lot of things.

a letter of love to riya :P

How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear Riya

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I threw up outside of Chicago and I saw you sit at my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember eggplant-fetishism.

Greetings to your frog Leonard
-Solo-


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How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment to your Facebook note/wall/anywhere):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but [1]. I think I realized it [2] [3] and I saw you [4] [5]. I'm sure you're [6] enough to understand [7]. I'm returning [8] to you, but I'll keep [9] as a memory. You should also know that I [10] [11].

[12],
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Other - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy -
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I had a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyed - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of the walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name:
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

all about me!!!!

new tag! new tag! new tag!!!!

i am : solo- unique, narcissistic, retarded, lazy, foodie, junkie, music lover, animal saver... not less, could be more...

i think: therefore i make fun of everything around me! its hilarious!

i know: quite a bit and i also know that showing it off is unnecessary... its more fun takin a back seat and watching other ppl show off.. its good entertainment!

i want: happiness.. for myself and those i care about

i have: a wicked mind, a patient self and a kind heart

i wish: for everything and more! :P

i hate: a lot of people, a lot of things... i am rather intolerant. sigh...

i miss: varun... all the fuckin time!

i fear: death. tremendously!

i feel: a lot of emotions surging through me at any given point of time!

i hear: pyro snore.

i smell: cigarette burning.

i crave: for nothing right now. i am surprisingly content! :P

i search: for peace of mind.

i wonder:about a lot of things...

i regret: nothing i've ever done... a lot others have :)

i love: varun, my parents, a few frm my vast family, a few friends, animals, pink floyd and weed.

i ache: when i miss varun terribly and i can visualize him sitting on my bed, cracking dumbass jokes... :(

i am not: a very nice person. period.

i dance: when i am rather drunk

i sing: mary jane ka ek packet :P

i cry: watching movies. when i'm happy, when i am sad, when im angry.

i dont always: bother about unnecessary details

i fight: my mom every night.

i write: a diary. period. no questions asked!

i lose: patience ever so often.

i need: .more mellow people around me

i am happy about: having company and love in form of gin n pyro

i imagine: myself being jack's smirking revenge.

i tag: the members of tlog.

a tag!

i really don't remember if i have done this one in the past... and considering the fact that i dnt remember, i don't really expect too many to remember either. anyway, with due respect to changing times, the answers have also changed... i am sure... but on a saturday night, having nothing better to do, i decided to give in to the "demands" of riya, fellow tlogger, who is rather nicely keeping me company online!



1.Single or Taken: taken.
2.Age: 22
3.Birthday: july 17, 1986
4.Hair: Black
5.Eye colour: Black
6.Shoe size: 5 sometimes even 6 judging by indian standard shoe size... which is obviously standardised by bata. though i don't know how this question makes sense... will any1 buy me new shoes?

Full name: sreejita biswas

1.Did you send this to your crush? no. why would i do that!?
2.Did your crush send this to you? riya is my crush. yes. she is smart, funny, dresses well, is tall... fits the criteria. and also, im a norwegian pony. and for ppl a bit on the slower side, no, my crush did not send me this!


**o n S t u f f**

1.Where is your favourite place to shop: starmark. i tend to get more excited about buying books and stationary.
2.Any tatoos?: yes
3.Do u do drugs?: does weed count?
4.What are you listening to right now?: "under pressure"- queen
5.What car do you wish to have? a big black scorpio... or any other nice suv
6.Where do you want to get married? how does this matter in this tag?

*FAVORITES*

1.Color: blue, black, red, white.
2.Subjects in college: english. mostly.
3.Music: psychedelic rock

1.Given anyone a bath? yes. my baby cousins, my cats... thats enough.
2.Bungee jumped: no.
3.Broken the law: define "law"
4.Ever been in love: yes. tohtally. still am...
5.Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: y would i?

*F i n a l Q u e s t i o n s **

1.How many people are you sending this to? ppl who read tlog
2.What is the last film you saw at the theatre? the dark knight...

Vagaries of Love

#1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Move on...no point trying to hold water with one's hands...just wasn't worth it, I guess.

#2. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be?
Can't choose one...can't prioritize dreams:(
"Hazaaron khwahishein aisi ke har khwahish pe dum nikle
Bahut nikle mere armaan magar phir bhi kam nikle"

#3. Whose butt would you like to kick?
No one's...not coz am some Ahimsa preaching saint but no one (through my eyes) deserves a kick on the backside more than myself n since the flexibilty rules of my body don't allow me to do so, so I'll just abstain rather than kicking the second most deserving person's butt:P

#4. Why do you blog?
Ego booster...yes, some people listen to me too:D

#5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
I love my best friend(s) all right...it's just that there are no violins playing in the background:)

#6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?
Tell me how you choose between your right hand and your left hand.

#7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you love?
If she's coming back, am sure to wait for an eternity (will pass off in a heartbeat).
If she's not coming back, no point living in a time warp.

#8. If the person you secretly like is attached, what will you do?
Find a pair of scissors and cut the thread:D (All, they say, is fair in love and war)

#9. If you could root for one social cause, what would it be?
Education for all...no difference can make all the difference.

#10. What takes you down the fastest?
Injustice.

#11. What ressurects you the fastest?
Intelligent humor:)

#12. What's your fear?
Ramu's next version of Sholay...yes, he's promised to make another one.

#13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
Sachi...intelligent n witty, loving n caring, attitude personified...in short, she's a bindaas babe:D
Solo...my latest fan:D, in love with her cat:) ....one chilled out gal!!!

#14. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
Rich definitely, single or married has not been decided yet:D

#15. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Check mah cell phone to see which duffers called/smsed during my insomnia-free period:D

#16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who will you choose?
The one who loves me...."don't go for someone you love, turn back for someone who loves you"

#17. Would you give all in a relationship?
Nopes...there are other priorities too but I would give what it requires.

#18. Would you forgive and forget someone no matter how horrible thing one has done?
Forgive...yes, coz to err is human.
Forget...no, coz you can't erase a memory.

#19. Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?
Cuts both ways really!!!

#20. Tag 6 people.
Gosh, so many have already dun dis, dun even remember who has and who hasn't but neways...

1. Akshaya
2. Keshi
3. Mariya
4. Neha (Joiedevivre)
5. Naaz
6. Jane

a stolen one!

due to lack of activity, i stole this one off a random blog on a friend's blogroll!


1.If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

i would very painfully kill him. very, very painfully. but on a serious note, shit happens. it's his loss. i have more fish in the sea to choose from! :P

2. If you can have a dream come true, what would it be?

just one!? WHY!? but it would be nice if ALL my dreams came true...

3. Whose butt would you like to kick?

why would i wanna dirty my feet!?

4. Why do you blog?

cuz its the best place to find prospective husbands and i am desperately looking for rich indian man who will marry me and keep me in luxury forever. ugh.
i like blogging. thats y! duh!!

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?

haven't i already!?

6. Which is more blessed: loving someone or being loved by someone?

both are of equal importance to me.

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you love?

not very long. life's precious, if he doesn't realize its value, he dsnt deserve to b a part of it.

8. If the person you secretly like is attached, what will you do?

jeez. i plan to kill meher jessia. is it too harsh a thing to think of!?

9. If you could root for one social cause, what would it be?

animal welfare.

10. What takes you down the fastest?

dumb men. urgh.

11. What resurrects you the fastest?

varun's voice over the phone.

12. What’s your fear?

death and lonliness.

13. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

i stole the tag. and i have nooo clue who she is!! :P

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?

very rich and married to a very rich man!

15. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?

look for my glasses, cuddle gin and check my cell phone!

16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously who will you pick?

arjun rampal. :P

17. Would you give all in a relationship?

no. i would give ALL to make my life happy than to make a relationship work out and stay miserable.

18. Would you forgive and forget someone no matter how horrible a thing he has done?

i forgive. but i never forget.

19. Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?

bad question. i have no answer to that.

20. Tag 6 people.

INIHOS
SAIM
RIYA
DEE

and whoever else is interested.

tagged by widia!

1. what have you realized recently?

i trust too easily. its bad for the health.

2. Have you given your first kiss away?

yes. totally.

3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 11 blog buddies you would take?

sohini. just sohini. and my cat... though i would need to keep cat away from sohini cuz she hates em..

4. Where is the place you want to go the most?

any nice exotic beach. with alcohol and weed aplenty.

5. If you have one dream to come true, what would it be?

have a genie to grant ALL wishes that ever escape my lips!!! :P

6. Do you believe in seeing the rainbow after the rain?

yes. and during the rain. and before the rain. :P

7. What are you afraid of losing the most now?

my peace of mind.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?

build that much needed animal shelter in kolkata

9.If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?



10. List out 3 good points about the person who tagged you

widia...lesse now:

1. she is incredibly pretty!
2. brilliant with her camera!
3. really nice blogger! love her entries!

11.What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?

there are quite a few...
1. should be grammatically sound
2. should love me to insanity
3. should spoil me silly
4. should have a good sense of humour
5. should be patient
6. should NOT be a wimp in any way.
7. should adore my friends too
8. and should support me... through thick and thin.


12. What type of people do you hate the most?

people who whine and nag too much.

13. What is the one thing you can't live without?

mirrors. and lets make that 2... my camera... the narcissist that i am!

14. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
I prefer they tell me about it rather than discussing among themselves.

15. This question has gone for a walk.

16. Are you a shopaholic or not?

yes. completely.

17.Find a word to describe the person who tagged you

pretty

18.If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?

i wish to be slightly less impassive.

19. What’s the last shocking thing you've seen or heard?

that qualifies as gossip. and i would not want to advertise it here!

20. Would you rather have love but no money or money but no love?

both. both. both. i want both!


i in turn tag, all fellow members of TLOG!