ten things you wish you could say to people right now (don't take names):
10. stop bugging me with
9. u r my brother? I think u r an ass…and I never had a brother and never will have one..buzz off u unsmart stupid geek.
8. hello..act
7. oooooh ..u r such a slut….now they asked u out huh? For coffee? Or was it booze? Teehee..lucky u…*snort*
6. I wonder how I actually liked u..u r dumbbb… …u r a disgrace.
5. he doesn’t love u..he doesn’t give a shit about u..he tells me u r a damn liar…so let him be..he even got a new girlfrnd….
4. stop forwarding me silly links…and silly info…mail me those..so that I can ignore them in peace
3. I will take u out and into the world..u don’t know how obstinate I can be.. J
2. I think u r boring..u r very helpful though..but still I bitch about u …basically u don’t have class..not enough to be our friend.
1. stop visiting my profile like a loser..coz that’s what u r..good luck with
nine things about yourself:
9. I love biriyani..i love ice cream..i love chocolates..i love toys.. :D…and I am cool with public displays of affection..teehee
8. I love money..loads of it…u think money isn’t important…go to hell J
7. I hate football…and feel amused when u scream “man eu man eu man eu”..LOLZ
6 I hate streetdogs..prefer them at a distance…
5 if I don’t take
4. “Charity” and “me” lie two worlds apart…I don’t believe in bestowing beggars with alms. They wud rather wash my clothes and be paid.
3. I never write everything in my diary..and I get this nice feeling of elation when someone reads it..
2. I have slapped people I intended to slap…and am extremely satisfied about it...
1. I can move on real fast… :D if the problem isn’t worth lingering on..Heh heh
eight ways to win your heart:
8. smile..talk normally…and shed
7. be materialistic
6. give me loadsa compliments in ways that don’t make me feel I am being falsely flattered..Ahem ahem
5. come from a good background of education..and show it.
4. love books..smelling them..reading them…feeling them..
3. buzz off when I don’t want
2. bitch to
1. don’t nag
seven things that cross your mind a lot:
7. I have to save up
6. I have to be in shape….but still I love to eat…tcha tcha
5. Swimming is fun
4. how do u get rid of a tan?
3. I wonder how I loved summer at some point
2. I have my end sem from 24th J
1. I always get what I want or something close to it..lucky me !
six things you wish you never did:
6. walked around in the sun without an umbrella
5. bought a few skirts I’ll never wear
4. listened to stupid rants from ppl I don’t care abt
3. had loadsa fatty food in summer :D
2. kept fish as pets (taking care of them is a botheration ..Duh)
1. let my hair grow beyond my shoulders (that will be remedied soon though J)
five turn-offs:
5. whining losers (oh don’t ya like me? Oh why don’t u reply ..etc..hehe)
4. put on attitudes
3. tyash bangali people…they suck :D
2. bad sense of dressing (oh the horrible specimens I have seen !!!!!)
1. scary grammar.. (can we friend? ..i think we will good friend..etc ..hic hic )
four turn-ons:
4. nice bodies worth showing off…the human body is a huge turn on once u appreciate the amazing creation.
3. affection…touches..public displays of such things ..
2. good weather..cool breeze with the hint of a drizzle
1. coffee and books/movies accompanied by thundershowers
three things you want to do before you die:
3. get a job..get rich..get a big house and a new car to match
2. travel far and wide
1. get a good family and be happy.
two smileys that describe you:
2. :D
1. :P
one confession:
I pity people who hate / can’t do maths.
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